one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
go big or go home
He wanted to show he had guts.
OMG IT’S BACK
I didn’t know what to expect but now I’m physically crying
This would be me.
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
This flagged my attention.
This is clever as shit.
The best thing about this is that it was solely for his personal enjoyment
Mr Moseby is done with your shit
No, but the funniest shit here is the dog’s face at the very beginning. He’s like: “we’re rolling? Okay. Here we go.”